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Many light years ago, when I was the assistant editor
of The Vauxhall Motorist, I lived a but short jog from the Luton factory
and the magazine’s office. When I wasn’t at my desk, I could be found
working contentedly in my front garden.
My house was situated on one of the main routes into
Vauxhall and the garden was the subject of much eyeballing by drivers on
their merry way to and from their daily toil – it’s a wonder that the
Luton council didn’t sign the place as a potential hazard. Even Styling
Director Wayne Cherry once paused during a homeward-bound journey to take
a look, and my very impressed editor suggested that I should commemorate
the occasion with a plaque on the outside of my modest semi!
What was the attraction?
What was the attraction? Well certainly not the
flowerbeds that had long since picked themselves up and walked in disgust.
It had to be the steady stream of personal and magazine project cars in
the various stages of change over a number of too few glorious years – a
period when the magazine threw off its stuffy image and hit a heady 100,00
circulation.
I wasn’t fortunate enough to have my own garage so
most of my work was carried out in the open air during breaks in the
weather. My neighbours often referred to the front garden as ‘an
extension to Vauxhall’s production line’ and generally looked upon my
customising in good humour, sometimes inquiring whether it was still the
same car on the drive. For my part I tried not to make their lives
unbearable by timing the noisy hammering jobs to coincide with the
airliners landing and taking off from the nearby airport!
When it came to the company-owned cars I was allowed
the luxury of a budget and so managed to come in out of the cold on
occasion. Most of the jobs would then be passed on to the professionals
who would work to my ideas and specifications. When it came to specialised
work on my own cars I had to rely on friends and calling in favours. |
In all I wrote my way through five custom Viva GTs
(including the prototype and the press road-test car), one custom Magnum
saloon (dealer show car), one 1256 Firenza droop-snoot, one Viva
lightweight economy car (droop-snoot, glass fibre panels, belly pan and
Blydenstein long-stroke engine) and an unfinished High Performance Firenza
prototype replica (pictured here).
The unfinished High Performance Firenza Prototype Replica

The one that got away…
There is not room in this feature to describe and illustrate
all the projects in detail, but if the editor wants to invite me back for future
issues I will be happy to deal with them all one by one. For the moment I want
to concentrate on the one that got away
before I managed to finish it,
the HPF prototype replica. I would like to think that someone eventually
completed the project, but I have the unhappy feeling that no one ever did.
Vauxhall prototypes slipping out of the Osborne Road gate of the Styling and
Engineering Centre on their way to test runs in the local country lanes
Now being situated so close to the factory I would often get a night-time
glimpse of Vauxhall prototypes slipping out of the Osborne Road gate of the
Styling and Engineering Centre on their way to test runs in the local country
lanes. |
That was how I got my first sighting of the HPF, and
the nose-cone on that particular prototype was quite different to the
eventual production version. It had a distinctive louvers above the
headlights and the aggressive styling reminded me of a shark – a fish
which GM stylists have drawn inspiration from on several occasions.
I came across that prototype again in the Style Auto
magazine, a mutilated copy of which I still own. In an article about the
styling concepts of the HC range all the HPF prototypes are illustrated.
Eventually, like most prototypes, they would have been cut up or crushed.
Pity.
Sadly in 1975 The Vauxhall Motorist ceased publication
and I left Vauxhall Motors to explore new fields. Then years later I came
across a flat-front Firenza coupe that was in fairly good condition, and
on an impulse bought it. I decided to play around with the body and paid a
visit to Bill Blydenstein in Shepreth to purchase a glass fibre bonnet and
spoiler.
Racing Manager Gerry Johnstone told me that he had
something in the workshop’s attic that might interest me
While I was there Racing Manager Gerry Johnstone told me that he
had something in the workshop’s attic that might interest me. He
disappeared for a while and eventually reappeared covered in dust,
carrying a nose-cone that I immediately recognised. It was very much like
the one that I had seen all those years ago slinking through the night
past my front garden!
Gerry knew my weaknesses and having parted with my money I was soon trying
to tie the cone down on the roof of my car. It had originally been
supplied to Bill Blydenstein by Styling for possible use on ‘Old Nail’,
the racing Firenza, however later it was decided to keep to the style of
the production HPF for obvious reasons. |
Because the cone had been made to fit the wider racing
wings, I had to undertake a bit of crafty cutting and shutting to make it
line up with the standard panels. Again it was all carried out in my front
garden, just like old times!
The stylists would have had more licence with ‘Old
Nail’
Notice how the standard Firenza/Magnum circular
headlights and positions are not affected by the design, presumably to
avoid making too many changes to the standard bodyshell. I realise now
that I should have tested the headlights at night to discover whether the
beams would be affected by the louvers. Although it is hard to imagine
that a road-going prototype would not have fully met all Construction and
Use Regulations, the stylists would have had more licence with ‘Old Nail’.
Future plans for the car involved changing it completely over to HPF
mechanical specification, painting it black like the prototypes and using
the correct Revolution wheels – at this early design stage the Avon
safety wheel was probably just a sparkle in the eyes of the stylists. I
just couldn’t wait to finish the car and park it outside the Styling and
Engineering Centre, creating a spot of déjà vu among the inhabitants!
One reckless day I sold it
Then other things got in the way of the project and
there were no longer those magazine deadlines to spur me on. So one
reckless day I sold it and I can’t remember who to.
Yes, I know I should have hung on to it whatever, but who could have
foreseen its future value and the present astonishing upsurge of interest
in Vauxhall’s heritage? But that’s life, especially for me. When I was
21 Jaguar’s Lofty England dissuaded be from buying a good condition
SS100 for a measly £350 – but that’s another story. I’m just going
to weed the front garden… |